Gina Carano’s lawsuit against Disney is over, but it’s not the decisive victory her fans are cheering about. She walked away with $750,000, no admission of wrongdoing from Disney, and a vague “future opportunities” line that’s more PR than promise. The settlement lifts her Hollywood freeze, but it won’t erase four years of baggage — or the fact she let herself become a pawn in the culture war machine that will turn on her the second she steps back into mainstream work.
No, South Park Isn’t Getting 15 Episodes Banned
A viral rumor claims Paramount+ is banning 15 episodes of South Park when it hits the platform this July—but there's no evidence to support it. With a $900 million deal on the table and Trey Parker and Matt Stone notoriously anti-censorship, this moral panic looks more like fan-fueled fiction than fact.
New Jason, Same Machete, Now With 100% More Corporate Synergy
Jason Voorhees is back—but not in the way fans hoped. The Jason Un1v3se feels more like a merch machine than a horror revival, and the mask can't hide the cash grab underneath.
Is Henry Cavill Officially Box Office Poison?
Henry Cavill has the looks, the fandom, and the franchises—so why are studios running scared? With flops piling up and streaming wins stacking higher, we ask the question: is Cavill box office poison, or just playing in the wrong arena?
Don’t Look Up: What Andor Gets Right That Superman Still Doesn’t
In a single day, Andor gave us a raw, defiant finale while Superman offered polished nostalgia. One challenges us to fight back against power. The other asks us to wait for someone stronger to save us. But in 2025, maybe it’s time we stop looking up—and start looking around.
The Original Superman Is Gone. What’s Left Is Just Branding.
On Superman Day 2025, I'd like to remind you there is no true Superman. That’s not a hot take. It’s just the truth. A hard truth for some people, especially the ones who treat Clark Kent like a sacred cow of American pop culture. But once you look past the cape, the tights, and the … Continue reading The Original Superman Is Gone. What’s Left Is Just Branding.
The Cure for Toxic Masculinity Might Be A Goofy Movie
There’s something about A Goofy Movie that sticks with you. Maybe it’s the over-the-top ‘90s vibe, maybe it’s Powerline melting faces with “I2I,” or maybe it’s that quiet scene by the river, where Goofy and Max finally stop yelling and just talk. For a movie with talking cows, Bigfoot, and exploding possum mascots, it’s that … Continue reading The Cure for Toxic Masculinity Might Be A Goofy Movie
Chicken Jockey Day Is the Death Rattle of Movie Theaters
Regal Cinemas has officially stopped pretending it’s in the business of showing movies and started acting like it’s running a meme theme park. On April 20th, they’re hosting “Chicken Jockey Day” to ride the viral chaos surrounding A Minecraft Movie, and the whole thing reeks of desperation dressed up as fan engagement. It's a one-day … Continue reading Chicken Jockey Day Is the Death Rattle of Movie Theaters
Hollywood After Dark 