ABC’s decision to pull Jimmy Kimmel Live! indefinitely isn’t about “standards” or “sensitivity.” It’s about power. It’s about Donald Trump’s fragile ego, corporate greed, and a media empire that would rather protect mergers than defend free speech. Jimmy Kimmel didn’t celebrate Charlie Kirk’s death—he did what he’s been doing since 2015: calling out MAGA hypocrisy. For that, he’s been gagged. And ABC, Disney, Nexstar, and Sinclair all rolled over without a fight.
Warner Bros. Legacy Reduced to becoming Hollywood’s Cheapest Whore
Warner Bros. used to be the crown jewel of Hollywood. Now it’s a pawn, up for sale yet again—this time to Paramount Skydance, backed by Larry Ellison’s bottomless fortune. David Zaslav swore he’d turned things around after years of chaos, and 2025 has been one of Warner’s best theatrical years in a decade. But instead of a comeback, it’s just another sales pitch. Warner Bros. isn’t a studio anymore. It’s an asset.
David Zaslav Just Made Piracy Cool Again
Piracy was on the verge of extinction until streaming services got greedy. With HBO Max raising prices and deleting shows, audiences are rediscovering the high seas — not out of rebellion, but out of self-defense.
Jurassic World Rebirth: A Messy Start, a Thrilling Finish
There’s something inherently magical about watching dinosaurs on the big screen. From the moment the first Jurassic Park film roared into theaters in 1993, audiences have been captivated by the blend of science, spectacle, and survival. With Jurassic World Rebirth, director Gareth Edwards (Rogue One, Godzilla) brings a fresh perspective to the long-running franchise—one that … Continue reading Jurassic World Rebirth: A Messy Start, a Thrilling Finish
Congress Can’t Stop School Shootings, But They’ll Ban AI Jokes
Congress finally found something it could regulate—deepfake porn. But in their rush to “protect the children,” they may have just taken a sledgehammer to satire, parody, and online creativity. The TAKE IT DOWN Act sounds noble, but it’s a censorship time bomb waiting to go off.
No, South Park Isn’t Getting 15 Episodes Banned
A viral rumor claims Paramount+ is banning 15 episodes of South Park when it hits the platform this July—but there's no evidence to support it. With a $900 million deal on the table and Trey Parker and Matt Stone notoriously anti-censorship, this moral panic looks more like fan-fueled fiction than fact.
Can Jurassic World: Rebirth Hit $1 Billion — Or Has the Franchise Finally Gone Extinct?
Can Jurassic World Rebirth bring the franchise back to life—and back to $1 billion? With a return to horror roots, a star-studded cast, and the long-awaited raft sequence from the original novel finally on screen, this might be the summer blockbuster that reminds us why we fell in love with dinosaurs in the first place.
Why Cutting Trump from Home Alone 2 Is Suddenly a Dangerous Idea
Chris Columbus is scared that if he cuts Donald Trump out of Home Alone 2, he’ll get deported. At first glance, that sounds like the kind of nervous Hollywood joke you’d toss out on a late-night panel. But in 2025? With Trump freshly re-elected, threatening to ship American citizens off to El Salvadoran mega-prisons, and … Continue reading Why Cutting Trump from Home Alone 2 Is Suddenly a Dangerous Idea
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