A viral rumor claims Paramount+ is banning 15 episodes of South Park when it hits the platform this July—but there's no evidence to support it. With a $900 million deal on the table and Trey Parker and Matt Stone notoriously anti-censorship, this moral panic looks more like fan-fueled fiction than fact.
Why Warner Bros. Is Terrified of Jurassic World (and You Should Be Too)
Warner Bros. is betting big on Amazon’s early screening of Superman—but is it a clever marketing move or a red flag? Between Jurassic competition, DC baggage, and CG dogs, it’s a gamble worth watching.
New Jason, Same Machete, Now With 100% More Corporate Synergy
Jason Voorhees is back—but not in the way fans hoped. The Jason Un1v3se feels more like a merch machine than a horror revival, and the mask can't hide the cash grab underneath.
From Shazam to Shame: Zachary Levi’s Career Meltdown Continues
Zachary Levi once stood out as one of Hollywood’s most likable underdogs—but now, in a desperate attempt to stay relevant, he’s aligning himself with Eric July’s Rippaverse Comics, a brand rooted in anti-“woke” outrage and culture war clout.
Can Artificial Intelligence Save Anime from Itself?
As anime demand skyrockets, studios like Toei Animation are turning to AI to ease burnout and speed up production. But is AI really the villain fans fear—or the tool that could save the industry from collapsing under its own weight?
Is Henry Cavill Officially Box Office Poison?
Henry Cavill has the looks, the fandom, and the franchises—so why are studios running scared? With flops piling up and streaming wins stacking higher, we ask the question: is Cavill box office poison, or just playing in the wrong arena?
The Passion Returns—Can the King of Religious Gore Top Himself?
Jesus is back—and so is the blood. Two decades after traumatizing theaters, The Passion of the Christ returns with a sequel that’s part resurrection story, part religious trauma simulator, and possibly the next faith-fueled box office juggernaut. Brace yourself: the greatest snuff film ever made is rising again.
Man of Steel Walked So James Gunn Could Soft-Reboot
James Gunn’s new Superman trailer promises a fresh start—but it looks a lot like the past. With visual echoes of Man of Steel and Batman v Superman, this reboot feels less like a bold new vision and more like a brighter remix of Zack Snyder’s playbook.
First Blood Was About Trauma—Now It’s Just About Box Office
Hollywood once gave us John Rambo as a broken man haunted by war. Now they're turning him into just another action brand. With a prequel nobody asked for, the soul of First Blood is being buried under franchise bloat, IP hunger, and revisionist nostalgia.
Don’t Look Up: What Andor Gets Right That Superman Still Doesn’t
In a single day, Andor gave us a raw, defiant finale while Superman offered polished nostalgia. One challenges us to fight back against power. The other asks us to wait for someone stronger to save us. But in 2025, maybe it’s time we stop looking up—and start looking around.
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